FIRST AND FOREMOST ED HARDY IS THE WORSE SHIT EVER PRODUCED, FACT, PERIOD!! (CORMACK JUST SCREAMED FUCK YEA!!) NOW THESE DOUCHE BAGS ARE MAKING SNOWBOARDS AND OUTERWEAR!!! THEY MUST HAVE LOST THIER FUCKING MINDS!! HERE ARE SOME QUOTES ON THE INTERNET THAT WE FOUND IN REGARDS TO ED HARDY SNOW BOARDS!!
In regards to the type of people who wear ed hardy
1. "The 40+ girls night out "Moms Gone Wild" crowd"
2. "The bad New Jersey crowd who obsessively apply fake tan, use hair care products and make that kind of weird sucker fish face when they have their pictures taken."
3. "Anybody who appears in a picture on the website HotChicksWithDouchebags.com as seen below."
In regards to the people working the Ed Hardy Booth at SIA
" I need to go back and take a picture of the people that are working their booth as its too hilarious. They look like rejects from a 90's boy band that now work at an Abercrombie and Fitch."
In regards to a question asked about their boards
"I noticed their boards were made in Austria, when I asked them if it was Elan or GST they said, "Elan". Cool so I asked them what differentiates them from all the other cookie cutter Elan boards and they responded with this little gem, "Because we're Ed Hardy, BRO!" I'm definitely not a bro, nor do I look like one and I wasn't this guys bro thats for sure. With him saying that it solidified to me that these boards will be sold at Kohls, Ross, and maybe if they're lucking Sports Authority.
In regards to the outerwear
"Now I can't for the life of me figure out the styles for the jacket cuts. But its almost like a homosexual biker met with a 1980's hair band that liked to ski. Seriously I can't tell if I'm supposed to snowboard in it or fall off my crotch rocket on the way to the Jersey shore."
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND SO HAVE JEFF AND I. EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME, KNOWS THAT I RARELY GO UP AND RIDE, BUT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IF I GO UP AND SEE A CAT WEARING OR RIDING ANY OF THIS STUFF.
IM TAKING DUDE OUT ON PURPOSE, NO I WON'T DO THAT BUT PLEASE DON'T WEAR THIS ON THE MOUNTAIN. IF YOU NEED GEAR, COME BY SATELLITE, EVERYONE THERE IS OFF THE HOOK AND WILL HOOK YOU UP RIGHT. WWW.SATELLITEBOARDSHOP.COM
PEACE, INS+ALLA+ION AND SA+ELLI+E